Happy Mother’s Day

Happy Mother’s Day

I want to wish all you wonderful mom’s who read or visit my blog a wonderful, gloriously peaceful, relaxing Mother’s Day! I’ll be catching up on reading a book, spending time with my family, and anything else I feel like doing.

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13 Things Mom Taught Me:

  1. To appreciate a job well done: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
  2. Religion: “You better pray that comes out of the carpet.”
  3. Travel: “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
  4. Logic: “Because I said so, that’s why.”
  5. More logic: “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
  6. Osmosis: “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
  7. Contortionism: “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
  8. Hypocrisy: “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”
  9. Circle of Life: “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
  10. Behavior modification: “Stop acting like your father!”
  11. Medical Science: “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”
  12. Wisdom: “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
  13. Justice: “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.”

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6 Responses to “Happy Mother’s Day”

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  1. Periapex says:

    Those lessons never seem to get old though…

  2. Lin says:

    LOL, they never do. As silly as they are, I still get a chuckle out of reading them. πŸ™‚

  3. Love the lessons and the humor attached to them each.

    Happy Mother’s Day to you Lin. I had a lovely day and I got ……something that I will announce and have photos on my blog shortly.

  4. Lin says:

    Hi Megan, Happy Mother’s Day to you as well. I’m looking forward to seeing what you got! A grand baby perhaps? πŸ™‚

  5. Jena Isle says:

    This post is hilarious… it gave me a good chuckle. Thanks for posting.

  6. Lin says:

    Hi Jena, hahaha. I’m glad you enjoyed the humor there; I thought those were pretty funny and couldn’t help but include them. πŸ™‚