Haven’t heard of Gangsta Babies yet? Mezco Toys is releasing their Gangsta Babies Series of “dolls” in October of this year, just in time for Christmas shoppers to get their gangsta on. The Gangsta Babies Series is described as “comin straight outta crib-town” and supposedly “keepin it real” and will set gangsta baby obsessed shoppers a mere $112.
Each of these 10-inch ghettofied hooligans is loaded with so much bling-bling for babies “that other rug rats can only catch their vapors” as they head out in their gangsta strollers to do drive-bys, or maybe that should say “gangsta stroller-bys”.
The Gangsta Babies Series contains:
Pookie: The green-eyed baller. But dont make him cranky… ya wouldnt like him when he’s cranky. Featuring a thermal shirt, t-shirt, dew rag, ring, and pimped out pacifier necklace.
Benjino: This carrot topped homey is holding the fort down. Featuring a red bubble vest, football jersey, jeans, cassette shaped ring and old school boom box necklace.
Rey Rey: From around the way way, a playa who is #1 with all the shorties. Features a hoodie, skullcap, camo jacket and shorts. He represents with his “GB” dog tags.
Big Deuce: Everyone knows this lil’ shot caller is runnin things. Features a baseball hat, shirt, cuffed jeans, and white do rag, diamond ring, gold rope bracelet, and crown pendant.
Gangsta Babies?! Barf!!! If you would like to let Mezco Toys know how you really feel about their “gangsta babies”, contact Mezco and be sure to tell ’em Lin from Telling It Like It Is sent ya! There are also Gangsta Rap Coloring Books by Aye Jay’s being sold on Amazon.com for gangsta rap enthusiasts.